Friday, September 9, 2011

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**Theory of ℓσνє**

Disclaimer:Love is a cute relationship between hearts. But my Theory of Love is not about that. no offense.

We all have certain kind of habits. I have an awesome (i claim :D) habit of watching people, especially lovers. My theory is mainly concentrated on a guy and a gal relationship called "LOVE". I happened to derive this theory with my fellow "Idiot" yesterday afternoon in our mess.

Theory goes like this:

If a gal or a guy is in LOVE with some one from the same institute/college/school/office then the most apparent reason for their love is "insecurity". The converse is not true though, i.e, every insecure person need not fall in love. They need someone to do their assignments, speak with them the whole day (night too) [:P]. They can increase their popularity by showing off everybody that they are "committed". Night outs, Looooong walks, Weekend dates. Four years Lyfz colourful [:P]. After graduation, cribs come into picture, we don't have time to spend with eachother, we are very busy, you became from LOCAL to STD [:P], No calls, No chats, and finally it ends in "BREAK UP" [mutual]. The same story continues in the new Office too. [:D]

The degree of Insecurity is directly proportional to many factors. Namely,
  • Semester in which he/she got committed. Trend is as follows:
1>2>3>4>5>6>7>8
  • No. of GFs or BFs maintained. Increases with increase in number.
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